On February 15, 1903, the world's first Teddy Bears went on sale in Morris Michtom's New York toy store. To commemorate the anniversary of one of the world's best-loved toys, here are 20 examples that will creep the hell out of you.
Are those...human eyeballs?
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"Madam, which one of these bears flew off with your handbag?"
"That's him officer, the one in the red!"
"I guess he overheard me talking about taking stuff to the goodwill store..."
"That damn bear's outside again, this is like the fifth night in a row! He's just stood across the street, staring up at the bedroom window! That's it, I'm calling the cops."
"Empty the register! Do it now man! What do you mean they're chocolate coins? Don't make me hurt you!"
"Yeah I'm a little bald, so what? You wanna make something of it?"
"Stop! Stop! He's already dead..."
"Hey kid, got a light?"
Every step you take, he'll be watching you.
We're guessing whoever made this is probably in prison now.
"Mom, Teddy Ruxpin's run out of batteries!"
"Do you want me to get some more from the store?"
"No. No I do not."
If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.
"Mommy, teddy taught me how to spell a new word!"
"What is it honey?"
"Dr Brundle, can you please stop testing the teleporter on my stuff?"
"Fine, I'll use the baboon next time."
Even British teddy bears have bad teeth.
"He won't let go mommy..."
Kill it. Kill it with fire.
"Hey Teddy, what's in the picnic today?"