20 Unnecessarily Terrifying Teddy Bears

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2015-06-26 11:27:16

On February 15, 1903, the world's first Teddy Bears went on sale in Morris Michtom's New York toy store. To commemorate the anniversary of one of the world's best-loved toys, here are 20 examples that will creep the hell out of you.

 

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Are those...human eyeballs?

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Red Bull gives you wiiiiiings.

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"Madam, which one of these bears flew off with your handbag?"

"That's him officer, the one in the red!"

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"I guess he overheard me talking about taking stuff to the goodwill store..."

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"That damn bear's outside again, this is like the fifth night in a row! He's just stood across the street, staring up at the bedroom window! That's it, I'm calling the cops."

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"Empty the register! Do it now man! What do you mean they're chocolate coins? Don't make me hurt you!"

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"Yeah I'm a little bald, so what? You wanna make something of it?"

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Slenderbear.

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"Stop! Stop! He's already dead..."

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"Hey kid, got a light?"

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Every step you take, he'll be watching you.

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We're guessing whoever made this is probably in prison now.

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"Mom, Teddy Ruxpin's run out of batteries!"

"Do you want me to get some more from the store?"

"No. No I do not."

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If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

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"Mommy, teddy taught me how to spell a new word!"

"What is it honey?"

"Murder."

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"Dr Brundle, can you please stop testing the teleporter on my stuff?"

"Fine, I'll use the baboon next time."

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Even British teddy bears have bad teeth.

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"He won't let go mommy..."

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Kill it. Kill it with fire.

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"Hey Teddy, what's in the picnic today?"

"Human flesh."

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PrivatePyle

2015-06-26 11:27:16

Number 10 is Admiral Ackbar.

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PrivatePyle

2015-06-26 11:27:16

Or Admiral Ack-bear.

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PrivatePyle

2015-06-26 11:27:16





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