More Vintage Board Games That Were No Fun Whatsoever
Executions, rampant consumerism, the Rapture and Donald Trump - here are nine more truly horrible board games nobody wanted to play...
"Looks like I'm the winner, and both you and your mom are going to Hell! But I guess we knew that anyway, didn't we honey?" - - - - - -
"For the last time, dammit, who keeps shouting 'two pork chops'?" - - - - - -
"Mom, can we stop playing now? My fingers are bleeding and I think Jimmy's trapped in the chimney." - - - - - -
The winner is the first player to find President Obama's real birth certificate. - - - - - -
"Now kids, guessing words can be fun but let's not forget why we're all really here. Get the rope Billy." - - - - - -
Baretta the Street Detective Game
"Mommy, this card says I beat up by pimp informant because he gave me bad skinny!"
"Okay dear, now roll the dice. If you hit a four or above you get a free trick and all the coke in his pockets!" - - - - - -
Now available, 'Mall Madness: Black Friday Edition'. Features all-new game cards including - 'Trampled in queue: Miss a turn' - 'Snatch a flat-screen TV from the arms of an unconscious woman: Move three spaces' - 'Suddenly become horrified by your own actions: Game over'.
Annette's Secret Passage Game
"Dad, I moved five spaces and the game says I found Annette's secret passage! What happens now?
"Well son, now we have to have a little talk. You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much..." - - - - - -
From the company that brought you 'Songs in the Key of the Game of Life'. - - - - - -
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