Jar of Nigel Farage's tears listed on eBay



2015-07-06 11:59:02

A jar of Nigel Farage's 'delicious salty tears' has been listed for sale on eBay. 

The Kent based seller claims that the tears were cried by the UKIP leader after hearing he didnt win a seat in the UK general election. 

The seller goes on to add: ''You will not have tasted tears this delicious before. These are premium grade top shelf tears provided by the creme de la creme of British racist morons.''

The jar of 'tears' has seemingly been re listed as some earlier news reports showed that bidding for the bizzare piece of political memorabilia had reached over £65,000. The new listing has so far attacted 4 bidders and is sitting at a much more afforable £2.20. 

What would you do with a jar of Farage's tears? The seller recommends that you 'drink with swordfish on a hot summer's evening while admiring our beautiful multicultural country. '

Bidding ends on the 17th of May. 

Added from ebay.co.uk
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